Monday, 21 April 2025

πŸŽ₯ LITTER PICKING MAN: THE RETURN

 


πŸŽ₯ LITTER PICKING MAN: THE RETURN

A fake movie trailer script

[TRAILER BEGINS]

Darkness fades in. A single plastic bag flutters in the wind. Cue slow, heroic music.

NARRATOR (deep voice):
In a world... drowning in rubbish...
One man... armed with a high-vis vest and a litter picker...
...refuses to let his community fall to waste.

[CUT TO ACTION SHOTS]
🟒 Slow-motion of Litter Picking Man picking up a crushed can.
🟒 Close-up of determined eyes under a hi-vis hood.
🟒 Montage of overflowing bins, dogs in hi-vis jackets, and startled passers-by.

NARRATOR:
He was gone...
But now... he's back.

[EPIC GUITAR RIFF]

WOMAN’S VOICE (desperate):
We need you... Clonsilla needs you!

LITTER PICKING MAN (turns slowly, medium smile):
Get me... my gloves.

BOOOOOM πŸ’₯

[SUDDENLY]
A rival gang of litterers appears — tossing fast food wrappers out their windows.
Cut to: An aerial shot of Ongar Woods, the battlefield of green.

LITTER PICKING MAN (yells):
Not in my community!

[FAST MONTAGE]
🚨 High-speed litter chases through Littlepace
🚨 Dramatic bin-diving action
🚨 A showdown in the Paddocks beer garden
🚨 Romantic tension at the Ongar House with a fellow eco-warrior

NARRATOR:
This summer...
Get ready to believe in bins again.
Because justice... is clean.


Coming Soon

"LITTER PICKING MAN: THE RETURN" Not available in the cinema
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