π₯ LITTER PICKING MAN: THE RETURN
A fake movie trailer script
[TRAILER BEGINS]
Darkness fades in. A single plastic bag flutters in the wind. Cue slow, heroic music.
NARRATOR (deep voice):
In a world... drowning in rubbish...
One man... armed with a high-vis vest and a litter picker...
...refuses to let his community fall to waste.
[CUT TO ACTION SHOTS]
π’ Slow-motion of Litter Picking Man picking up a crushed can.
π’ Close-up of determined eyes under a hi-vis hood.
π’ Montage of overflowing bins, dogs in hi-vis jackets, and startled passers-by.
NARRATOR:
He was gone...
But now... he's back.
[EPIC GUITAR RIFF]
WOMAN’S VOICE (desperate):
We need you... Clonsilla needs you!
LITTER PICKING MAN (turns slowly, medium smile):
Get me... my gloves.
BOOOOOM π₯
[SUDDENLY]
A rival gang of litterers appears — tossing fast food wrappers out their windows.
Cut to: An aerial shot of Ongar Woods, the battlefield of green.
LITTER PICKING MAN (yells):
Not in my community!
[FAST MONTAGE]
π¨ High-speed litter chases through Littlepace
π¨ Dramatic bin-diving action
π¨ A showdown in the Paddocks beer garden
π¨ Romantic tension at the Ongar House with a fellow eco-warrior
NARRATOR:
This summer...
Get ready to believe in bins again.
Because justice... is clean.
Coming Soon
"LITTER PICKING MAN: THE RETURN" Not available in the cinema
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